TLDR.
TELL ME WHY...
VENDING MACHINES USED TO HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD.
Folks were always happy to see em.
THEN...
THE FOOD GOT ... COMPLICATED.
"NEW & IMPROVED." More ingredients. More vocabulary.
POOR THINGS.
NO ONE CHECKED ON THE VENDING MACHINES.
There they were. With whatever we fed em.
WE COULDN'T HELP IT.
WE GOTTA LITTLE ANGRY.
Food shouldn't be so complicated.
DOING OUR PART.
FEEDING VENDING MACHINES. ONE ATA TIME.
Better snacks, for them. One less thing to be angry about, for us.
WE AIN'T SPRAYIN.
🚫 SYNTHETIC PESTICIDES
QUIT SPRAYIN.
We did.
🚫 ENRICHED FLOURS
STOP BLEACHING.
We did.
🚫 SEED OILS
STOP SEEDING.
We did.
Ⓞ USDA ORGANIC
STOP COMPLICATING.
We did.
SIMPLE INGREDIENTS.
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Real butter never went out of style.
We just brought it to snack time.
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Olive oil has been around for thousands of years.
We figured it was onto something. -
More protein. Less "when's lunch?"
If it's snack time, it might as well count.